{"id":7371,"date":"2011-12-15T13:39:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T21:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thestream.tv\/4\/?p=6675"},"modified":"2021-06-10T18:37:28","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T01:37:28","slug":"iliza-sings-caga-tio-poop-log-song","status":"publish","type":"episode","link":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/episode\/iliza-sings-caga-tio-poop-log-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Iliza Sings Caga Ti\u00f3 (Poop Log) Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Catalonia, Spain, They have Caga Ti\u00f3, the pooping log. A hollowed out log, which is propped up on four legs and painted to have a face. Every night, beginning December 8th, Caga Ti\u00f3 is \u201cfed\u201d and covered with a blanket (for decency) On Christmas Eve or Christmas day Caga Ti\u00f3 is put in the fireplace, beaten with a stick and ordered to \u201cpoop\u201d. He is encouraged, along with the beating, by singing songs with catchy lyrics such as:caga ti\u00f3 (poop log) caga torr\u00f3 (poop turr\u00f3n)?avellanes i mat\u00f3 (hazelnuts and cottage cheese)?si no cagues b\u00e9 (if you don\u2019t poop well)?et dar\u00e9 un cop de bast\u00f3. (I\u2019ll hit you with a stick.)<\/p>\n<p>caga ti\u00f3!&#8221; (poop log!)When he is done pooping candies, nuts and such, Caga Ti\u00f3 will then give one last push to reveal an onion, a head of garlic or a salt herring.<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/thestream.tv\/5\/wolf-corner-paterno-style\/6263-revision-3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6676\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6676\" title=\"weaklynews--0406--xmas--pooplog\" src=\"http:\/\/thestream.tv\/5\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/weaklynews-0406-xmas-pooplog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>POOP LOG!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":574067,"featured_media":7341,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"tags":[153,3364,459,619,1439,3378,3012,3389],"episode-category":[13655],"episode-season":[13665],"episode-type":[13636],"episode-show":[13585],"class_list":["post-7371","episode","type-episode","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-alexis-archer","tag-anus","tag-brian-gramo","tag-christmas","tag-iliza-shlesinger","tag-poop","tag-the-weakly-news-2","tag-xmas","episode-category-movies-tv","episode-season-season-4","episode-type-clip","episode-show-the-weakly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode\/7371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/episode"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/574067"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode\/7371\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7371"},{"taxonomy":"episode-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode-category?post=7371"},{"taxonomy":"episode-season","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode-season?post=7371"},{"taxonomy":"episode-type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode-type?post=7371"},{"taxonomy":"episode-show","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/thestreamtv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/episode-show?post=7371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}