{"id":304,"date":"2010-12-19T15:20:58","date_gmt":"2010-12-19T15:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giggythepom.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2013-02-10T00:42:59","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T00:42:59","slug":"gone-to-the-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/gone-to-the-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Gone to the Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/giggythepom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/giggy_0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-318\" title=\"giggy_0\" src=\"http:\/\/giggythepom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/giggy_0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"382\" height=\"511\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well helloooooo, I am finally after all these weeks being allowed to woof my own opinion!<\/p>\n<p>I know for mistress to take a trip without me it has to be something she really wants to do&#8230;because to dump my little doggy arse, in Beverly Hills, while she was jetting of to New York is something that does not sit well with me.<\/p>\n<p>Now remember I have sweet pillow talk with mistress every night, and I really do have the inside dog track. Mistress was upset with these ladies.<\/p>\n<p>Now, as I take all of you into my confidence, I have to be doggone sure that mistress will stay unaware of my little doggy blog.<\/p>\n<p>What a muddle you humans create when you probably could have just sorted it out with a good old growl and a snap at the heels. But, oh no, the blonde with massive knockers would not let it go&#8230;like a dog with a bone she held on really tight, and the other one, the Demi look-alike, oh she just got in deeper and deeper. Mistress was angry that the tall skinny one, blowfish I think she calls herself (she said that on my dearest\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/watch-what-happens-live\/season-3\/videos\/9021-oh-no-you-didnt\" target=\"_blank\">Andy&#8217;s show<\/a>), had created this little fiasco. And the Witch Mountain sister, where was she? They come from the same litter right? She should&#8217;ve jumped right in there and put that little pooch straight.<\/p>\n<p>I remember mistress calling Ken (he&#8217;s the guy that lives with us. . .he shares our bed. . .husband, I think that&#8217;s what his title is). She called him and barked down the phone that she missed us and regretted going, oh dear. Love mistress, but she didn&#8217;t have to get herself into this CAT fight when she could&#8217;ve stayed at home worshipping the ground I never walk on. Oh well, cheerio as mistress would say. . .till next time, woofy.<\/p>\n<p>Love from your favorite little Gigolo.<\/p>\n<p>You can follow me on Twitter: @giggythepom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well helloooooo, I am finally after all these weeks being allowed to woof my own opinion! I know for mistress to take a trip without me it has to be something she really wants to do&#8230;because to dump my little doggy arse, in Beverly Hills, while she was jetting of to New York is something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doggy-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jurus.net\/giggythepom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}